Unnofficial lesbian.
Professional lurk.
Die Antwoord.
instagram @ashleyluka

Can’t explain how sad I am today. And confused. And unhappy. And frustrated.
I feel really, really low :(



One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

(via b0urney)

  • me: wow I'm fat
  • me: maybe I look ok
  • me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
  • me: I am more than just my weight!
  • me: who the fuck cares about anything
  • me: I AM SO FAT.
  • me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
  • me: i hate myself


I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a victory

(via sigh-co-burd)

Anonymous asked: If you do ever want a full time slave I will happily do it.

Well it definitely seems like you aren’t very picky which hurts ma feelingz

Anonymous asked: Because I will be ballgagged and on my knees

Well that escalated quickly

Anonymous asked: Seriously? I'd do it. I also live in brum and could come service you whenever you wanted

Oh but how will I know who you are if you’re anon, little grey man?

Anonymous asked: I would also be your slave too. Would you like your feet licking?